I'm pretty sure somewhere, out there in the universe, there is a saying that says it's the things you won't learn that will make a difference.
...Okay, there probably isn't. Anyway, here is a list of things that you will certainly not learn whilst reading this 'sometimes-okay', wierd odor-ed blog;
French, I don't know it, I will not pretend to.
Finishing things in a timely manner. (I started this post 6 weeks ago)
How to create a sturdy bird house from popsicle sticks.
More about yourself. (This is about me, damn it!)
How to take anything seriously.
The proper lyrics to songs.
Super cool-relevant pop culture references.
New words.
How to be an active member of your community.
And what you might take away from this;
The exact appropriate length of fingernails for men. (It's an exact science)
How to make it appear as if you had showered, when really, you have not.
How to trick people into thinking you speak Spanish by saying the same words over and over.
Febreeze: how it constitutes as cleaning.
How to get every drop from a tube of toothpaste, shampoo, liquor, etc..
Alright, none of this really matters because I'm not sure where this is going, similar to most things in my life. So a more suitable quote that should kick this thing off is from the great Michael Scott;
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
I feel like that should really set the tone for this shit. Great.
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